The Badger of Ridgway

The following was written on the 3rd leg of our trip in Ridgway, CO.

Last night after I finally fell asleep, I heard our meal dishes clinking outside the camper. I remembered the bear conversation we had before bed. Many campsites have strict rules about food, and anything that smells like food: all coolers, dishes, grills, makeup, etc. need to be locked away in your vehicle. My father-in-law told us a bear killed someone in their camper a couple weeks previously at Yellowstone.

Our campsites on this trip didn’t have quite as strict regulations, and the night of the badger there was a downpour as we ate a late supper. We eventually went to bed, leaving our dirty dishes out for a raindrop pre-wash. This would be at the top of the list of Ranger Rick’s no-no’s.

So when I heard the dishes rattling, I thought BEAR. Will he move on? Do I need to defend us? Do I dare look out the door with a flashlight to look? Will Marcus wake up? The answer to the last question: NO.

Ashley was armed with a metal bowl and Benadryl spray. Ashley, my mom, and I cracked the door and gasped: a very large-looking badger, that looked 2 feet tall in the dark, with a grayish coat and white stripes down his back. No, it wasn’t a skunk. We couldn’t yell at it to shoo it away. That is frowned upon at campsites at 2:00am. So we went to bed, hoping it would move on just so we could sleep, but not fearing for our lives.

In the morning we surveyed the damage – he seemed to lick off all the Famous Dave’s BBQ sauce off the plates, but left the chicken. Just like my picky eaters. Better than a bear, for darn sure.

Lookin’ for sign

LaBoeuf: What are you doing?
Rooster Cogburn: Lookin’ for sign.
LaBoeuf: You couldn’t see it if you saw it. – True Grit

When we’re driving in the mountains, we occasionally find the signs ludicrous, and comment that we definitely don’t have signs like this back home. I really dislike mountain driving, so if these signs didn’t make me laugh, they’d make me cry. The bottomless gorges are always on my side of the Suburban. Marcus is a shoulder driver, while I tend to track more towards the center line. This adds to the feeling I’m going to fall off the ledge. I lean toward Marcus to make sure my weight doesn’t make us go over. He commented that I need my own steering wheel and brake pedal on the passenger side. For more on my control issues, see Kerri’s blog: Driving Miss Kerri.

OK. We may have a few S curves on the plains. I’ll give you that.

But how many signs in Nebraska warn you about steep inclines?


And how many signs around here warn you a rock may fall on your vehicle?

How many of your neighbors has this trailer parked in their driveway?

Last, but not least. I could have easily seen this in Nebraska, but I didn’t. I will resist saying any more.

Surprise

This morning I wandered outside to see what was happening. First I saw a Surprise Lily, a.k.a. Naked Lady. Their leaves come up in slender oblong bunches in the early spring, then die off in summer. Just when you begin to think nothing is planted in that bare spot, “Ploop.” Within a couple days a stem shoots out of the ground, and quickly blooms into multiple, lovely pink lilies. I believe it is referred to as naked because it has no leaves around the stem when it blooms. I try not to use this description often, because some members of our family would have to use the word “naked” all day if mom opened that door. Naked. Naked. Naked.

Rebecca also had a surprise for me today. Fluffy the Ferocious apparently needed more shelter, so Rebecca built a cat condo for him. She stuffed him in it a few times so he knew what he was missing, but he goes in anyway because she stuck his food in the back room of the multi-room complex. Although I praised her ingenuity, I gently reminded her she shouldn’t use/destroy items other people need, like the boxes I store old invoices in. And I internally took note that the last house she made for Fluffy in the windbreak required a trailer hooked to the riding mower to dismantle. After we loaded up all the sheet metal, the old grill off a Ford pickup, landscaping rock, old blankets, and a shop apron, I was hoping it would curb her desire to design shelters that took a lot of time and trouble to put away. But like Polly Pocket villages, she is just compelled to do it.

Quotes of the Week

“How often have I found out that we grow to maturity not by doing what we like, but by doing what we should? How true it is that not every should is a compulsion, and not every like is high morality and true freedom. Conscious willing is found even in infants, but consciously accepted obligation is the sign of a mature man. O grant that I may not always belong to the class of the infants who continually want to play the game differently, who are never satisfied with the rules as they are!” – Karl Rahner

As a mom and a wife, I am called to do many things because I should. But I would like to go beyond these daily tasks, and do things for friends, my church family, and ultimately for God because I should, and find joy in them. Sometimes it is hard for me to do “should” things for others, because I am overwhelmed by my mom/wife/and teacher shoulds. I have noticed that what makes it so hard is my attitude, not the task. Obedience is pleasing to the Lord, and shouldn’t get such a hard rap.

On the lighter side…

“Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I’m gonna kick you ’til you’re dead! ” -Rose, played by the majestic Olympia Dukakis, in Moonstruck

If this sounds violent, you need to watch(or rewatch) the movie.  Ronnie, played by Nicholas Cage in his 20’s, parts his hair like an old man.  He is a wolf without a hand.  Cher is a bride without a head.  Go figure.  This morning we were sad our sleep was over at 5:00am, but were cheered by Cosmo’s moon.  It was almost worth it.  “La bella luna!” – Old Man, Moonstruck

Vacation, Destination the Second

Mesa Verde, translated as “green table” by Ashley, my closest thing to a Spanish speaker, was interesting. We toured 2 cliff dwellings: Spruce Tree House and the Cliff Palace.

We toured the museum, which was above par. The campsite had free hot showers, the only free hot water of the trip. However, it took an awful lot of driving to get there: 1 14-hour day, and 1 8-hour day. Mountain driving slows you down.

It took us this long to drive to Gettysburg, PA last year, which was probably(OK, definitely, for me) more gratifying. We didn’t have time to stop in Durango, CO, which had tubing, rafting and zip-lining on a beautiful river. If I had a choice, I may have spent a day there instead. But Marcus remembers the awe of the cliff dwellings from childhood, and needed to see them again. It is OK. I decided I really appreciate the beauty of God’s creation: His mountains, trees, and flowers. I’ll never get enough. But man-made stuff like cliff dwellings…

I guess I’d rather go to Times Square. Or Little Italy, or Chinatown, or Coney Island, or maybe just New York City, in general. Speaking of the big city, we took this trip 2 years ago for Marcus’ 40th birthday. This year, Luther, Marcus’ brother, Angie, Luther’s wife, and I turn 40. Justin, our travel-agent-brother-in-law, just finalized our 40th celebration destination: Boston, baby. Justin superimposed all our faces on a Boston album cover – the one with the spaceship, remember? He also gave Luther a card with Boston baked beans, Boston creme pie, Boston haw-buh(harbor), the Boston Red Sox, and Paul Revere. What a hoot. We’ll go sometime this spring. I really can’t wait. What was this blog supposed to be about again?

Vacation: Destination the first

We returned from Colorado Sunday night, after 12 hours on the road. It was a good trip. But I had plenty of time to reflect on our definition of “vacation.” In a fallen world, you still have to deal with your sin and that of your fellow vacationers(my nuclear family), lack of sleep, and all the rest, even when you’re not home. Why can’t we take a vacation from our sin? That would be better than mountains and no humidity.

Vacations help me get perspective. The world, in fact, my world, runs just fine even if I’m not around faithfully returning emails or blogging! All those urgent pleas for my time really can wait, even if I were home. My vacation was enhanced by not bringing my planner or a watch. The Sam’s cheesecake in my cooler helped me remember Marcus’ birthday, but besides that, I was in la-la land.

I even picked up a couple good books at the library, without anyone recommending them. The Double Bind(mom swiped this, and I don’t know the author’s name), and Shakespeare – The World as Stage by Bill Bryson. I know how to live dangerously.

On August 1, we drove 14 hours to the Great Sand Dunes National Park(this is southwest of Pueblo, CO). It is rather bizarre to see foothills of sand in front of just regular, rocky mountains. There are 30 square miles of these puppies.

Marcus and his siblings remember sliding down the dunes in boxes, so Luther, his brother, brought the boxes. No go. We were informed by a local that only worked after a rain, when a crust forms on top of the sand. We only had the morning, so that wasn’t going to happen.

Someone suggested you could always roll down the hill. I thought this was a bad idea, considering we had a day of travel ahead of us, and no secure shower destination. But Ashley and Cousin Allie were not daunted, and rolled.

We thought about walking to the top of sand mountain. The people up there looked liked ants, according to Maddie. The sand was already getting hot by 10:30am, and burnt your feet. We decided to retreat to the little stream that runs along the base of the dunes. The kids attempted to dam it, as they do every time they come to a stream of its size, but no go – no sticks, twigs, or mud. A beaver would have been at a loss.

If life hands you lemons, make lemonade. People watching is always a favorite pastime, and there was plenty of fodder. We squinted at a couple and their dogs(yes, plural) who brought their umbrella and folding chairs, and sat down just like they were at the beach, staring at the hill of sand instead of the ocean.

But my favorite was a group of Amish(Amish to me is anyone in really conservative clothing) folks, who took their shoes off to enjoy the sand and water. I am such a dork – I had to sneak a picture of Amish women with bare feet!

After a nice lunch in the shade by the stream, we loaded the truck, and headed west for our next destination: Mesa Verde.

Delightful

Katherine tries to exercise, but finds walking and aerobics painful, in a boring way. She asked me about biking a while back, but I thought I’d wait a bit to see if she was serious. That’s what you do with kids – you never take them up on their idea right away, in case it is just a passing fancy. However, Kat kept bringing it up, so I told her we would go bike shopping. I also thought it would be good for us to spend some time together. She doesn’t have quite as much to say as some of my children Ashley, so I was hoping to have some time to see what was on her mind.

First, I put out an email, asking all the bike aficionados where to look. Cycle Works received 2 votes, so we started there. We found the comfort bikes, with the big, cushy seats and tall handlebars, so you don’t have to lean over. We took to one model quickly, and drove around the alley with glee.

But we had to be wise consumers, so we went to Target, Scheel’s, The Bike Rack, and Bike Pedalers. The Electras at Bike Pedalers almost swayed us, but we went back to Cycle Works after a couple weeks and bought our rides.

I had found a great bike carrier at a Zion rummage sale a few years back, so two Sunday mornings ago Marcus tried to hook it up for me. We did this after we loaded kitchen cabinets into his van for him to install the next morning. Bad timing. After much sweating and frustration, we finally decided that Kat and I would bike to the bike trail, even though we didn’t really want to take the highway there. It was rather hot by the time we got started, and by the time we hit the trail, Kat was done. Oh, well.

The next morning Kat and I hooked up the bike rack, managed to get the bikes onto it(learning curve, you know), and drove to the parking area of the Jamaica North Trail at about 23rd and Saltillo. It was fantastic! There was a cool breeze, a lot of shade, and many sights on the route. Salt Creek is very pretty in the morning sun, and we stopped and looked over the bridges to take it in. There were many bunnies(a herd) on the trail, which didn’t seem too alarmed at our passing until we were almost on them. They looked like they were eating gravel, but I thought only birds did that. I didn’t know birds ate gravel until my daughters told me. They watched Dad dissect a pheasant, and he opened up the pheasant’s crop to see what was in it. “Guess what was in it, MOM!” I couldn’t. “CORN AND ROCKS!” There you go. Now you know, too.

We also passed a knot of baby toads. I hope I passed them all, and didn’t deter any permanently.

Last Sunday morning Kat spotted a lanky figure ahead. It looked like a little dog with long, long legs. It had black feet. It was a fox!

This Monday we started in Roca, and went to Hickman Road. We passed the entrance to Roca Berry Farm, which was interesting. I didn’t know it was so close. We never go. Why would I pay to pick stuff somewhere else, when I can’t keep up with my own garden?

Then we passed a rafter of turkeys. They didn’t want to move either. I started gobbling at them, and they started trotting. Then a couple of them attempted lift off, and made it to the ditch. But one started sprinting. Ever see a turkey sprint? They aren’t graceful, but they are fast. It was very funny, but wouldn’t be if they were after you. It reminded me of Kelli’s old geese: Fred and Wilma. If Wilma was sitting on eggs, you didn’t bother visiting Kelli. You just called. Fred wouldn’t let you out of the car.

On the way back there were more turkeys up the road we crossed. The sentinel turkeys were lined up across the gravel, and the baby turkeys were filing across. It looked like a school crossing.

Needless to say, biking has been very enjoyable, with many discoveries of the natural variety, and a few discoveries about Katherine. Delightful.

Bon voyage

Ladies and gentleman, feast your eyes on what our family of 6 + 1 grandma will call home for 10 days. Here we come, Colorado! I am glad we’re now going on vacation, instead of just getting ready to go. Whew!